Because resistance is adorable, but let’s be honest… pointless.

This shirt isn’t just soft—it’s dangerously soft. Lightweight, stretchy, and comfortable enough to wear while running from your feelings, fate, or a very attractive elf who may or may not want to ruin your entire worldview (and then kiss you breathless).

Featuring Liorin’s signature line—“Concede, Human.”—because of course he said that with a smirk and zero mercy. You can practically feel the power trip radiating off the cotton.

🗡️ 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (aka magically soft)
🗡️ Pre-shrunk, so it won’t betray you in the wash like your last party member
🗡️ Side-seamed construction for a flattering fit—even if you’re armor-clad or fantasy realm-lost
🗡️ Shoulder-to-shoulder taping so you can slouch like a sassy elf prince and still look good

Perfect for:
✔️ Knight Witch readers
✔️ Bantering with immortals
✔️ Wearing while definitely not conceding

Admit it—you want to surrender. Or at least look good pretending not to.



This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!