The “Yes, I talk to ghosts and no, you can’t borrow my hoodie” kind of cozy.
Every Murder Barbie needs a ride-or-die hoodie—and this one’s ready to carry your emotional baggage and your murder confessions. Soft as Wyatt’s ghost hugs. Smooth enough to get away with everything. And stylish enough to wear to your next ritual, court date, or late-night crime scene cleanup.
Perfect for chilly evenings, haunted libraries, and the crushing weight of your legacy.
💀 50/50 pre-shrunk cotton/poly blend for that “I’ve totally got my life together” look
💀 Air-jet spun yarn = soft feel, minimal pilling, maximum ghost-appeal
💀 Double-lined hood for double the drama
💀 Matching drawcords (because we love a matching set)
💀 Front pouch pocket to hide snacks, spells, or maybe a cursed locket
💀 Reinforced stitching because your trauma is enough to carry
⚠️ Heads up: “White” may show up more ‘freshly exorcised linen’ than pure snow. Which… honestly, still iconic.
Throw it on. Pull the hood up. And go haunt your hometown in style.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Dead Weight Hoodie
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