Because paper towels are for peasants.

Elevate your next meal—or séance—with this wicked little set of 4 custom cloth napkins. Each one flaunts a unique design, soft broadcloth fabric, and the kind of vibe that says “yes, I set the table… and I set the trap.” Perfect for chaotic dinner parties, fancy revenge feasts, or just wiping sarcasm off your face in style.

🍴 100% polyester = soft, smooth, and sass-approved
🍴 20” x 20” of wipeable wickedness
🍴 Printed top, clean white underside (we love a double life)
🍴 Hemmed edges so your unraveling doesn’t extend to your dinnerware
🍴 Lightweight and foldable for easy storage—unlike emotional baggage

Throw out the boring napkins. These are for the main characters.
(And yes, Murder Barbie absolutely hosts dinner parties. RSVP at your own risk.)