For when you're cute, homicidal, and chronically haunted.

This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a whole damn mood. Crafted from 100% cotton (with a few dreamy heather blends thrown in), this unisex classic tee is soft enough to sleep in, tough enough for midnight mischief, and structured enough to make your enemies jealous. It layers beautifully under bloodstained jackets or oversized cardigans, depending on how your day’s going.

Dead Weight might be fiction—but your fashion game? Killer.

🖤 100% combed cotton comfort (heather options blend it out)
🖤 Lightweight but sturdy—like your mental state on good days
🖤 Taped shoulders so it doesn’t stretch like your patience
🖤 Double-seamed for extra sass-resistance
🖤 Unisex sizing for Murder Barbies of all identities

⚠️ Note: “White” might lean more haunted hospital gown than pristine snow angel. “Natural” has speckles—think blood splatter, but fashion.

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. And remember: murder is wrong… unless it’s fictional.



This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!