Because chaos runs better with caffeine.

Start your day the Murder Barbie way: a little dark, slightly unhinged, and served hot in a glossy ceramic mug that says “Don’t talk to me unless you’re bleeding or brewing tea.”

This sleek, sturdy essential is perfect for everything from revenge-fueled morning coffee to post-ritual herbal blends. Whether you're sipping spells, sarcasm, or straight-up espresso, this mug has you covered—without cracking under pressure (unlike you).

☕ 11 oz or 15 oz of emotional support in ceramic form
☕ Glossy finish—because you’re too shiny to dull
☕ Lead & BPA free—poison-free by design, not by accident
☕ Microwave & dishwasher safe (because you're busy hexing people, not handwashing)
☕ Dimensions? Perfect. Vibes? Immaculate.

Wake. Sip. Slay. Repeat.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!